life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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finding songs from your favorite artist that you havent heard before


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anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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Diggin’ loose fishtails
Quality Insta- Quality_canon
Bow Insta- Tamebowtique


i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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